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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Covid sicky imo
     
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  2. Magdad

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    Has visions of @Roland Deschain blowing out candles wishing for us to sign cm's - Happy Birthday
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He has 3 candles in the middle. But one won’t light.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    40 mill for a 30 year old. **** off.



    Saudis should buy this club.
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    Na chance it I reckon they've got injuries
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Aye okay, calm down Mike - It's not your cash :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  7. CaraMatt

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    Then reveal that you are the millionaire that owns the showroom and you’ve filmed their courteous and respectful interaction with you… then you make them the manager and give them a raise?

    I KNOW YOU!!
     
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  8. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    We don’t want to end up spunking north of £30mill on some Andy Carrol-like flop though, Biz :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    What's that 30ms? Better deal than wood
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

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    I was trying to think who we seem like right now, and I remembered - we're ****ing 'Boro from a few years back, paying far too much for ageing players.

    Why do I even bother with this ****ing club? We just lurch from one **** situation to another.
     
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  11. CaraMatt

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    Isn’t it your ****ing birthday?!!

    anyway, I empathise Roly… but it took 18 months for PIF’s purchase to be ‘allowed’, we’re going down but will come straight back up in May 2023 - we’ll buy our promotion fair and square. So it’s just a question of waiting the same amount of time again. The world of English football will have won the opening battles and I hope they enjoyed it…. because we will be back to kick the living **** out of the established order and most of us will be alive to see it. And if I’m not one of those then I’ll be watching from the Co-Op in the sky.
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Lol.

    You releasing this for the first time? <laugh>
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Could be worse we could sign a Brazilian for £40m and he can’t hit a barn door from 3 yards out.

    But he try’s hard so that’s ok.
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We are like the titanic. All shiny and expensive. We took sail and the captain was fresh.

    Then…….
     
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  15. Awaymag

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    Kate got her jugs out.....paint me like those french girl, Jack!
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Then she turned around and Shelvey was looking at her, foaming at the mouth.
     
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  17. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    If that’s your world view GG then so be it. It’s just not mine. One of us will be right but we’ll have to wait and see
     
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  18. Roland Deschain

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    I'm calling it now. IF these idiots even manage to get new players in, they'll be sub-par **** and we'll get relegated anyway.

    It just all feels wrong. I can't be the only one who's looking at it thinking "nah, it's not what they're saying, there's not a vast sum, there's no grand plan." I can't be alone thinking these decisions to date are Mike Ashley standard - with the key difference being, if Ashley had been here, clubs wouldn't be taking the piss and we'd likely have signed a few players already because those we're looking at are fairly average anyway!!

    Howe's a **** choice, Wood is a poor striker, this Ektiike looks a worse striker than Joelinton and Carlos looks slightly less reliable than Bramble. Chasing Lingard when he's just not going to repeat the West Ham heroics, the futile chase for Botman, the conflicting reports everywhere.

    It all just feels really off to me.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You need to cheer yourself up mate. Pop some Smiths on <laugh>
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Just wondering which alleged footballer
    that is over the hill
    with a made up a fictitious transfer fee - say over 30m
    that we can talk about today

    it seems that we are linked to everyone and their Auntie
    the Agents have been working overtime getting their players better contracts and more money by staying put
    on the back of Newcastle's name and new found wealth

    I bet 99.9% of the names mentioned where never approached in the first place
    The media make up stories of contact, then wait a couple of days then print that the contact turned us down
    rinse and repeat
     
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