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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    It's a really cheap construction that stadium.. Already looks like ****
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    Apparently the toilets are superb though - as new. Unfortunately the same can't be said for the seats.
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Flat pack. They even copied the stadium name.
    Nothing original about their **** hole..
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    If they got it from IKEA it would be called Krappen.
     
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  5. boxheed

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    Remember MFI ?
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Wasn't fredor on their watch list?
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Hilarious responses, guys. Calling the SoL with your rusty, lopsided, dump of a ground brought tears to my eyes. As for your glittering future, we shall see. But, as Python Lee Jackson sang, right now is where you are. And right now you're in the clarts.

    P.s Cambridge!!! <laugh>
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    What are the odds we're in the same division next season, you daft knacker? <laugh>
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Reasonably high, although if we go down, we'll go straight back up like we always do and you'll be clinging on for dear life in the Champ.
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Probably not an unreasonable prognosis TBF. I'm expecting having a few season of consolidation if we do get up.

    You're still a twat though!
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Nah you thought that when you went down to the Champ and then instead crashes another division down.

    And it takes one to know one yer twat.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Have the protests about the blood money started yet?

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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Well, fellow twat, don't be too sure about your own bounce back. You may have gazillions to spend, but will Trippier want to stay for a season in the Championship? Will anyone else who comes in the meantime? Wood will, obviously, 'cos he's Championship standard, but the others...? And will anyone really good come to a second tier club?
     
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  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Be a black and white coffin along in a minute...
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

    Glad to be of service. We will be comfortably the most attractive side in the division and recent history suggests we would smash the league as we have done the last two times. And that was with Ashley and ****ing Rafa trying to bore the pants off everyone <laugh>
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    There was an american football coach who once said "hypocrisy is the audacity to preach integrity from a den of corruption"

    Seems very apt for some of your fellow Mackems to me :)
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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    Ahh so we're in some kind of twat fraternity now?

    Even under Ashley we won the Champ both times we went down, first by maintaining our core players who wanted to be there, and second time by basically building a new squad. So yes, we experienced in both outcomes.

    Wood's debut wasn't great, but let's give him time; yes he'd stay, along with Shelvey, Ritchie, Joey, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Lewis, Murphy, Darlow, and plenty of others. Trippier, ASM, Miggy, Wilson etc would leave.
     
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  18. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Rash assumption, frat twat. However, all speculation and may not come to pass...
     
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  19. Ben 10

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    Absolutely 0. Same as last year and the year before etc
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    Assumption founded upon clear and recent evidence of a similar scenarios. And now we have way more funding than we we faced said scenarios.

    Plus we still have a decent chance to stay up and you still have a decent chance to have your now traditional mid season collapse.
     
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