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  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Bit of envy going on there if you ask me <laugh>
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Fosse always going for my willy cos he knows I'm funnier than him.

    ****ty moves tbh
     
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    Sucky, Jan 16, 2022
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont need nun of you muvverfukerz.


    For the record
     
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    Sucky, Jan 16, 2022
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    10k posts a week tells me something different
     
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    Welshie, Jan 16, 2022
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    GOOD MORNING YOU BEAUTIFUL ****S

    CHARLIE AUSTIN SHAG MY MOUTH
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    How did it go?
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    got a sore mouth no doubt
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 16, 2022
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    Mornin

    layin in bed havin a coffee and playing Subway Surfer on I pad with young un
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 16, 2022
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  9. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Didn’t bang because my unusual temporary situation means there’s nowhere to bang and I’ve offered to book a hotel but she wants the first time to not be heavy like that or some **** but genuinely the best date of my life and well up there with the best days of my life if we include the football and other stuff in the morning x
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 16, 2022
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  10. Sucky

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    Stopped reading there.
     
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    Sucky, Jan 16, 2022
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Sounds very promising! <cheers>
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

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    I read a bit further

    ‘she wants the first time to be special’

    like she a Virgin <laugh>

    that gal sounds like a ****
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 16, 2022
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  13. Sucky

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    Ok I read it now.

    Best date ever.

    Probably best day ever.

    But didnt bang.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Sucky, Jan 16, 2022
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    Sucky, Jan 16, 2022
  15. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT FUTURE WIFE
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 16, 2022
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    My severe erection problems would have only ruined it
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 16, 2022
  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    From all those roids you’ve been taking?
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Westy = Temz Roy.

    He don't bang either<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Jan 16, 2022
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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  20. Bwood_Ranger

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    Funny you mention that as my mum actually accused me of being on them. I don’t even remember to take creatine every day.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Jan 16, 2022
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