Off Topic The Burly Arms

i know it is good to let children know the the road of life comes with the occasional speed hump but that is taking it too far mate .

PS Congrats btw

 

Has anyone made the joke about young Ronald being a good luck charm for the Toffees?

 

Tobes grandson after receiving his kit

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You hacked Peej again fam?

 

Nah, why you ask?

 

Disagree ... my youngest 2 both came home from hospital wearing this



... now framed and hanging in the hallway

 

yeah but you aint Everton and that isn't your club strip .

 

OK so I got my alexa thing hooked up to my TV and my xbox earlier today.

"alexa turned tv on" and on it pops

"alexa turn on xbox" and up it fires

"alexa play apex legends on xbox" apex loads up quicker than I could do it with my hands.

"Alexa" play cobra kai on Disney plus on xbox" and boom... cobra kai in seconds.

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Alexa, roll me a phat one?

 

She won't tell me if she spits or swallows.

 

I wish

Saves me finding the TV remote anymore tho

 

Alexa, why do women think i don't pay enough attention to them?


My name is Siri

 

Alexa, super glue Sucky's willy to his nose or as close as you can get it ... whilst this is likely to be considerably South of his belly button at least it should keep the needy **** occupoed for a few hours and give the forum a welcome break from his juvenile neediness ...

 

... and countdown...

 

You drunk or cracking up?

 

Just focused ...

 

Getting back into the basketball as it heads towards the end of the regular season.

 

Always found the hardest thing about basketball is admitting to your parents you prefer men.

 

Fosse talking bout my penis again

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