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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. TwoWrights

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    Same story for both of them, 'I have no recollection of that.'
     
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  2. spesupersydera

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    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
    On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
    Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
    The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
    "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
     
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  3. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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  4. DMD

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  5. Mr Hatem

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    Nothing new there then.
     
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

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    It's all becoming a catastrophe...

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Ron Burguvdy

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    I've got the number for one of the Oxfams, but not all of them.
     
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    Saying you 'popped in for 20 minutes but had no idea what was going on' is believable if you are an English batsman but less so if you are the Prime Minister
     
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  12. Ron Burguvdy

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  16. Mr Hatem

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    Hijo de puta. Estoy terminados.
     
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