It was, but then technically everything in existence came after the Big Bang. The universe is still very very young. If it were a child developing, it would still be in the womb.
I love cheese my favourite is cheddar girlfriend just left cause I wouldn't we'd her. I'm not downhearted though with my Bella as I tuck into my Mozzarella She's just rang, she's in Leicester are you coming for me or just gonna fester. I cut off her call as she got louder and just sat here eating my Gouda. We've argued lots I dont trust the bitch Yum yum Cheddar on my Ritz A bit of Branston on my plate she's shouting louder she's in a state Looking in the mirror I've gone pale I need to eat some Wensleydale I'm starting to feel much better cause in the fridge I've found some Feta. I've told her I'm done and I no longer care "Don't be hasty" she says I'll meet you in Cheshire Who knows we'll wait and see but for now a nice chunk of Brie. A big cheesy grin for you all today Time for me to be on my way.
Over the last few weeks I have put up with knicker and bed setters, toys out of the pram merchants, dummy spitters, tantrum throwers, handbags at ten paces type of fella’s but I draw the line with quantum physics, roll on Thursday when the club is finally sold……subject to contract of course
"We are planning to have surprises for the fans which will be the first time in football history, we hope to make them happy." Interesting.. I wonder what he means by that?
