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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 8, 2022
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Royston, me old mucker! You've no life and spend your time making notes to try to win arguments on a message board that everyone else takes a little less seriously. So, a question. How many times has the phrase "turd division" come up on this thread? Be a poppet and check back over the last 941 pages, will you?

    BTW - that's turd, as in the division that's just spanked your arse on prime time TV. Will it be a featured game on MOTD, I wonder? Do I ****: it's a racing certainty! Guess NUFC's success will be a little longer coming than you thought <laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 8, 2022
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Albert, my old salty tear farming chum. You must be having a bumper harvest right now? A veritable flood in NE1.

    Still, at least you can concentrate on the league now...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 8, 2022
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Beaten at home by Cambridge. I always say what goes round comes round. No-one ever listens to me though. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 8, 2022
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Sidthemackem, Jan 8, 2022
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    You might as well be a Leonard Cohen record Sid, you're just as boring.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 8, 2022

  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Cheers, Jim :)

    Glowing ce soir?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 8, 2022
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    seen lots of post about the turd division, but you cant even beat them, and they are near the bottom anarl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 9, 2022
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Mersey Mackems <laugh>

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 9, 2022
  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Careful you don't splinter your knees Rog crawling out of that woodwork...<ok>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 9, 2022
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

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    Ah Rog, I was wondering if you were going to raise your distorted head again.

    Yes it's called an upset, it happens every now and then, it's when a small club beats and much bigger and better club. In the same way it would be an upset if you guys beat us, because we're much bigger and better than you, but seeing as you're 2 divisions lower than us, you don't have the opportunity to do that these days.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 9, 2022
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I’m so glad we don’t have to play Div 3 teams every week <whistle>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 9, 2022
  13. Toonitus

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    Look I've invented a gel for the makems


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    Toonitus, Jan 9, 2022
  14. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Give it time :emoticon-0148-yes: <laugh>
     
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    Nig, Jan 9, 2022
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    They don't need artificial tears though
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 9, 2022
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  16. Toonitus

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    It's for sore tear ducts
     
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    Toonitus, Jan 9, 2022
  17. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    They already do one for mags.
    It gets rid of irritating cúnts :emoticon-0148-yes:


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    Nig, Jan 9, 2022
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I know. By creating artificial tears
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 9, 2022
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Please swallow some then.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 9, 2022
  20. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    It obviously doesn't work because you keep coming back.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 9, 2022
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