Why don't we have a " jimileysbaldhead hairy ballbag " thread, with me in various evocative positions with my much sought after wrinkly sack slung over my shoulder. If that doesn't attract the female posters then a world dominating football team stands no chance.
The world has moved on for us old dinosaurs now Jimmy. Apparently they like them all manscaped now. The world's gone mad!!
I remember trying to shave mine prior to a double hernia operation some years ago, completely knackered the flymo.
I'm still hoping for Gini to return. Only 31 and exactly what we need. Especially if you could get a Kamara too. Not so keen on Ramsay, I reckon he'd just be injured all the time.
I told my son the very same thing when he was 6 years old boy did I get bollocked when I got home enjoy the ride - not, she never spoke to me for a week
I watched that Sule for Bayern last night. He was ****e and looked stiff as **** Might have been an off night. Looked hefty though.
Trippier Digne or Tagliafico Botman Carlos Kamara Gini (loan) Isak Aubameyang (loan) That would be a great window
If we get everyone we're being linked with then we are going to have to drop some of our January signings from the first team squad before they've even played!
Buckled again lad? Who is this hour lass? How much was it for the hour? Or you been trying to **** an hour glass?
Well if you're round there with the binoculars anyway she might as well get you to give her a hand getting the shopping in from the car!
You've just shown yourself a liar. She's a red head. It would take you 3 years shagging none stop to earn £9.