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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    We're all banned <laugh>
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Why don't we have a " jimileysbaldhead hairy ballbag " thread, with me in various evocative positions with my much sought after wrinkly sack slung over my shoulder.
    If that doesn't attract the female posters then a world dominating football team stands no chance.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The world has moved on for us old dinosaurs now Jimmy. Apparently they like them all manscaped now.

    The world's gone mad!!
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I remember trying to shave mine prior to a double hernia operation some years ago, completely knackered the flymo.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm still hoping for Gini to return. Only 31 and exactly what we need. Especially if you could get a Kamara too. Not so keen on Ramsay, I reckon he'd just be injured all the time.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    I told my son the very same thing when he was 6 years old
    boy did I get bollocked when I got home
    enjoy the ride - not, she never spoke to me for a week
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I watched that Sule for Bayern last night. He was ****e and looked stiff as **** <laugh>

    Might have been an off night. Looked hefty though.
     
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  8. JokeInEre

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    Sounds like he will be ideal competition for Lascelles then <laugh>
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Isak would be ridiculous but I think he will have some great offers.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Trippier
    Digne or Tagliafico
    Botman
    Carlos
    Kamara
    Gini (loan)
    Isak
    Aubameyang (loan)

    That would be a great window <laugh>
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    If we get everyone we're being linked with then we are going to have to drop some of our January signings from the first team squad before they've even played!
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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  15. Schlem Boogerman

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    hungry-lunch.gif
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    hour lass keeps saying that about my cock.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Buckled again lad? Who is this hour lass? How much was it for the hour? Or you been trying to **** an hour glass?
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    your lass pays me by the hour now. I’ve earned £9 this week for those 5 mins.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well if you're round there with the binoculars anyway she might as well get you to give her a hand getting the shopping in from the car!
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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    You've just shown yourself a liar. She's a red head. It would take you 3 years shagging none stop to earn £9.
     
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