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  1. Brizzlewhite

    Brizzlewhite Well-Known Member

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    What's happened to Roger. Is he in 606 jail or something?
     
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    May have been eaten by one of his pet crocs
     
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  3. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Putting your own farts in a bottle - weird, eccentric call it what you want but buying them that is surely sectionable behaviour
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 5, 2022
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    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    He apparently left Germany to return to the UK for a while,

    He has been spotted once on his journey but no news recently

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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 5, 2022
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  5. Brizzlewhite

    Brizzlewhite Well-Known Member

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    Haha. A long time ago a pissed up mate of mine who was in the RAF regiment stole an FV432 armoured personnel carrier, drove it over the German border into Holland and crashed it into a pub. Maybe...
     
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    was he a fan of ‘citizen smith’?
     
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    He had a similar employment status to Wolfie once he'd done his time in Colchester.
     
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    What do you call a gay french baker....a ***uette
     
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    oldschool, Jan 6, 2022
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    There was an Englishman and a Scotsman sitting in a pub having a drink.

    The Englishman was doing a crossword and says to the Scotsman do you know the answer to this one?

    "What do you call a person who is shipwrecked on a desert island? it starts with an M and ends with a D"

    "Marooned" said the Scotsman.

    "Thanks a lot said the Englishman - I'll have a double whiskey"
     
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    I get frustrated being the same age as old people. Does anyone else have this problem?
     
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    At your age you should be thankful and seriously consider the alternative!!
     
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    Bastard!!!
     
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    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    How did you know?
     
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    a delivery driver from yodel asked me if i had the correct time....i said somewhere between 8 and 5
     
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    oldschool, Jan 7, 2022
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