Off Topic The Burly Arms

Pic hasn't uploaded properly mate

 

She seems nice

 

Get yourself a good proddy girl from Belfast. FGAU

 

No.

And good morning.

 

Did she stay over?

 

She’s too classy for that my guy. This is the one.

 

I’m glad you’ve met the one, I certainly haven’t haha

 

You’ve found the three.

How did they go?

 

First one was last night and left about 9:30, then I FaceTimed no3 who I’ll see in the week and no2 is coming over just before lunch time

 

Klopp would moan about fixture congestion.

 

I won’t complain unless it gets too complicated

 

There’s a bit of you that wants it to though. Admit it.

 

Morning.

 

Hello mate.

 

Nothing like a bit of complication

 

Hello. I'm wondering why the news bird on the BBC is such a miserable ****. That's about as far as I've got this morning.

 

Probably not enough BBC in her life.

 

In the parallell universe, I've just turned on SKY News and the newsreaders last name is Boleto, just the ticket.

 

You saying you’d Boleto her sit on your face?