I'm alright, still got an awful cold and cough, blocked ears, sore head, been going on for weeks but I'll soldier on like the trouper wot I is Not had any booze over Christmas and New Year.
No disrespect to Pete, who I'm sure is a nice fella, but Mon is the real numero uno around these parts. His bollock-related posts had me gripped throughout. Plus, he is simply a topper of a bloke.