Off Topic The Burly Arms

No one made you go up there bro.


Jus sayin, maybe think bout that next time you wanna complain to us innit.



Mornin btw

 

Yeah had a girlfriend who's now full on lesbian. Probably my fault.

 

Yeh mate own that ****, let it be a warning to any biatch who thinks you won't make them lesbian if they leave you.

 

Woke up in my girlfriend's mums bed, can't remember a thing to this day but I was kicked out in the morning and dumped.

 

tis the type of stuff that does tend to cause a bit of friction in a relationship .

 

I was lacking clothing and may have tried it on.

 

Its the can't remember bit that kills you.

 

as long as you didn't try hers on .

PS that "may have" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in your post .

 

Yeah I have another "may have" story, lots of beer and some black something or other dope and I woke up naked again in a bed with an older lady (40's) when I was about 21. No clue about anything after about 9pm and don't recall her being there before that.

 

still remember going into the pub which was our normal starting point for a convivial evening and everyone right down to the old codgers playing dominoes just burst out laughing . I did wonder wtf i had been up to the night before but came to the conclusion it was probably best to stay in blissful ignorance .

 

For the comi-kitchen.
Forgot I ordered it before Xmas, just came now

 

Where is @West WindsR with this the one bollocks?

 

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Probably writing her a poem, the big gayer.

 

I got a bird coming over Sunday night and another on Monday. Do I wash the bed sheets between?

 

No

you’ll get more of a kick that way

more buzz for your ego when you reflect

trus me on this

 

Yes you scruff

 

Where da **** have you been

Merry Christmas mate

 

Working mate.. expoited.

Been all over, in depots bit **** being multi skilled. Been dragged everywhere, . I hate it.. as ****s get away with . ...you know what I mean

 

Yep.