I remember the good old days of every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys or the biggest present, but we would all make up later, then sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day. I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office on Malmo Road...
Any idea how old he was when his beard went grey, he put on weight and changed his dress for that red suit?
Doesn't the challenge become not to drink xx pints/ bottles of wines/ spirits over xmas as we get older? The live thread would be rubbish though. Actually I have woken up without hangover each morning this xmas.
i hope Xmas was really Merry like never before! And it's going to be even better during next 100 years (at least)! Good days to everyone! Stay positive and healthy!
Cracker stylee(ish) time. My wife said she saw a deer on the way to work this morning. I wonder how she knew it was going to work? Broke down on a Liverpool Ring Road…..thank God for the new Scouse Car Rescue Service… The A A A A A A A A A A Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off. A man who lost his ears in a freak accident has had a groundbreaking operation of having two pigs ear grafted on in place. A hospital spokesperson said, "The operation was a success and the man can hear, though he's experiencing a lot of crackling!" I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you. My first job was sound engineer for the band that played at Stonehenge....................I no longer mix in those circles. A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. "Don’t you have a girlfriend?" she asked. "Guys like you always have girlfriends." He looked downcast, "No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "OK then, I'll have a white wine please." One glass of wine led to a second. A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love. While he was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?" He said, "My wife found out."
