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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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    0.0%
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Saintmagic

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    He says they rarely do in places like Premier Inn, but yeah I’d imagine a lot of what he does is staged.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    They have done every time I’ve stayed in one. These people are attention whores, he’ll have no doubt paid for the breakfast then makes out he’s bunked in for the likes.
     
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    Getting through Christmas without telling the father in law to **** off has now become the main challenge.

    So far nothing is good enough.

    Bought him some beers he likes. "Not as nice as on draught".

    Turkey crown not good enough went out and bought some chicken drumsticks.

    Doesn't understand the concept of a coaster.

    He's in the kitchen right now playing his keyboard at full volume.
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Just tell him to **** off. Keyboard nonce.
     
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    His keyboard! <laugh>
     
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  6. Chief

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    IMG-20211224-WA0002.jpg
     
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    It's not good mate, endless versions of Daydream Believer.
     
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    Couple of slices taken off for the walk.

    It's pissing down so I'm heating up the mulled cider.

    She's going in the sea ffs!
     
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    RIP Peter Tork.

    <rose>
     
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    I've been out already but hasn't changed my mood. Going to open some bubbly with lunch.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Then you wouldn’t spend tonight in cider.

    Yeah.
     
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    <laugh>

    He sounds delightful mate, chicken drumsticks ffs <rofl>

    Pay one of the kids to accidentally spill a full glass of coke on his keyboard :)
     
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    Has he brought the keyboard round or are you at his?
     
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    Brought it with him. Always does.
     
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    Tremendous.
     
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    <laugh>

    Is he staying in the motor home again?
     
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    Out for lunch today. Xmas menu looks boss. Prawn cocktail, turkey and Christmas pudding (different courses).
     
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    No, too cold now.

    He's still banging on about how you have to have meat on the bone at Christmas.
     
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    That well known Christmas tradition of gnawing bones.

    Is he from the deepest recesses of Welsh Wales like?
     
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