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Off Topic 2021 Not606 PL board Xmas awards

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 21, 2021.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Betz4bantz funeral should probably have its own thread tbh.


    Out of respect of course <rose>
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    #vote4smiddy
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nobody wants to see pics of your quality street plastic tin

    So just ****in Respek the process yeah
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If the forum saviour dont nip this **** in the bud now mate we'll have best dog walking surfer next year.

    Trust me
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ****test croissant shapped nads category next year too lol
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Vote me funniest poster x
     
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  8. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    But you're not.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The electorate shall decide.
     
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  10. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yes they will. But you're still not.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You’re entitled to have an opinion even if it is evidently ridiculous.
     
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  12. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    it's true though tbf.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The electorate shall decide.
     
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  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    It doesn't matter. You're a **** poster. Live with it.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The votes thus far suggest otherwise.
     
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  16. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Means nothing to me.
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Best Beef: Brb on the blob v anyone
    Worst Beef: I love all beef, some comes a sizzling in a buttery pan, some comes in powder form In a little sachet hidden in your packet of Koka noodles. Quite enjoy the Scouser beef tbh…Sucky v Tobes always seems promising. Quite enjoyed Jasper v everyone the other night that was like a bonus half pounder when you didn’t expect it. Fosse v Pieguts needs to be encouraged further in 2022 if it’s to be in contention for next year.
    Best poster - Luv- still pulling off that butter couldn’t melt in my mouth vibe but we all know he’s the biggest **** on here
    Funniest poster - Fosse - makes me laugh all year when he winds all you man up <laugh>
    Best thread - Burly Arms always wins, it’s unfair on the other threads really, they got no chance, tough **** I guess. Special mention to Sucky though…he’s put some of my fave threads up this year. Woke thread, Youtube thread and bare wummy threads even though only a handful have been successful
    Worst thread: COVID/Politics thread
    Unfunniest poster: I don’t find anyone unfunny really…unfunny isn’t the same as thinking ‘dickhead’
    Miserable Bastard of the year: Haslam - for feeding his kids days old scrambled eggs during lockdown and Blueman
    Most pointless poster: Munse - spent 2 ****ing years talking outa his arse about the takeover the arsehole
    OAP of the Year: Big Smithy - His posts are like an old timer who’s lost the plot and talks to himself, love it. Would have voted Duggie but he still walk-in around like a young gun waving his cock around.
    Best cook: Ginger - love his Indian dishes n his pies n stuff mmm.
    Worst cook: Peej, puts up pics of his wife’s cooking and claims it his own
    Best photographer: Piskie’s dog…love the selfies
    Most likely to swing their handbag: Sucky and Jasper <whistle>
    Biggest welch: Not me
    Best flounce: Sucky - taking a break stunt, loved it, bagged the award
    Best drunk: Schlem - no one does pissed up knobhed better than The Schlem.
    Worst Welch: Peej/Tobes - caused all sorts of issues, Fed getting involved etc, businesses went bust, posters lost their jobs
    Tel’s Angriest poster: Blueman, ready to pull out the knuckledusters within 2 posts
    Poster who misses HIAG the most: All of us - RIP Hiagy lad <rose>
    Poster with psychological problems: Peej - wishes his team always loses so that the manager can get sacked, strange behaviour. Munse deserves a special mention, Schlem too I guess then there’s Haslam. Maybe just a Toon thing…stupid ****s.
    Alcoholic Anonymous nominee: Tough one this…took me ages to decide…I’m going for Luv and Chief, joint winners this year <applause>

    Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year: Has to go to the cock chopping, tit growing ****** we all love…my main weirdo Munse…well done bro.



    Best Mod: Brb - does a soumd job of providing us this platform so we can piss him off all year round
    Worst Mod: Bodinki - useless fat ****
    Worst run board: Swansea board - **** you bastards
    Best board: Spurs board - obviously
    Ghost board: Gooners/Chavs - big names small fanbase and it shows
    ****test board: Swansea board - ****ing dirty bastards, **** off
    Best Racist: @Pete_ @DMD - well done, smelly bastards
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Brutal, you did this **** with HIAG too <laugh>
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Swansea?
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Yeh

    there’s a few tramps on that board

    hopefully they read this
     
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