Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Always look on the bright side of life

 

Is that a dog chipper?

 

Of course. You don't think they do it by hand do you?

 

I didn't know they had cameras in those days.

Alien intervention perchance?

 

That what you call it?

People's pet names for their private parts are funny.

I call my dick Dick (admittedly neither inventive nor funny).

 

We took technology to them from round these here parts.

It says in the bible that the wise men came from the East Riding on a donkey.

 

Yes.

 

*honkey

...and it shall be re-written so. #BLM

 

I don’t think Christmas songs should be allowed anymore, they portray a happy time that only white people celebrate.

 

Anyone over 18 who celebrates it is a clown.

 

Odd. I thought you would have called it eclair.

 

Dogs have owners who love them and being chipped is a safeguard in case they are lost or stolen. Who are our owners?

 

Good question. Depends what conspiracy theory I currently subscribe to.

 

Aliens

 

Wouldn't surprise me

 

It surprised me and I'm not from this planet.

 

I'm often asked what planet I'm on

 

Currently? This one.

 

Washington University School of Medicine, in St Louis, are desperate for any sort of publicity.

Is that a different Washington University School of Medicine (WUSM) to the one that claimed back in March that new variants of Covid can evade antibodies? Or the one that back in May was claiming that mild illness led to antibody producing cells that can last a lifetime? So it has taken some moron six months to run that as a “BREAKING REPORT” on Twitter because they have just discovered that it supports their anti-vaxx argument and happily ignore the contradiction.

On the WUSM website they seem to do a lot of name-checking of professors but little actual factual revelation. Lots of ‘could’ followed by little definitive conclusion and lots of ‘more studying needed’.

This will end up like influenza: a new booster jab every winter for that season’s variant for the elderly.