New owner confirmed…

When you feel you are about to hit your head against a brick wall it is best to have a brake.

 

I can't sorry

 

Cheers for the update Chelsea

 

Right on cue

 

She never does.

 

You guys are good at this pun malarkey!!
I’m really struggling!
I can’t think of any, I’m racking my brain!

 

Shes already done it. You don't think she wants to ruin her Xmas day talking to us when she has her family to put in order. ...and what a family

 

I can't see her leaving Harry and the USA to manage us.

 

Cutting this a bit fine for big Boxing Day arrival , unless he is going to come out leading the carols

 

Would love to see Ehab try get the better of Simon Jordan in an interview , should be broadcast live

 

To be fair to Ehab, if somebody publicly had a go at me, I wouldn't welcome them with open arms.
All Jordan needs to do is buy a ticket and sit with us mere mortals.
This is just Jordan bigging himself up as usual.
I do like some of his insights though.

 

you tit c'mon then .

 

Take a grand pa simpson sla .

 

Should that say slap.

 

Someone's obviously taken the p.

 

i am really not going to even try explain it lol.

 

It being the Christmas season, the choice between Hallelujah & Silent Night continues. Here we are on page 1425!!! and Silent Night continues to boss, just as it has for the last six Christmases. Could somebody tell Handel, decomposing composer that he is, that we badly need a blast of Hallelujah now.

 

Let me know how you got on with your bet last night. Do it on the betting thread though as we don't want to clog the pun thread, I mean the new owners thread up.

PAWS FOR THOUGHT
Taking my new dog shark to the beach was never going to be a good idea.

I saw a women talking to her cat and she thought the cat understood her.
I told my dog when I got home and we both laughed about it.

I called my dog "3 miles" so I can tell everyone that I walk 3 miles a day.

Always trust your dog to guard your house but never to guard your chicken sandwich.

Right you lot, I'm off out.
The missus needs a walk and the dog wants to go shopping.
It's much cheaper this way round.

Adiós