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Off Topic 2021 Not606 PL board Xmas awards

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  1. Spurlock

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    Thank you, thank you

    That time of year again guise

    The Not606 End of Year Awards

    Wonderful seeing you all here after another year of knobhedness

    Let’s crack on

    So after months of deliberation the categories have been whittled down tooooooo…….


    back after the Ad break folks

    hehe

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    Welcome back

    where were we?

    The Awards categories

    Before we get down to the nitty gritty I would like us take a moment to remember those Not606ers that are no longer with us

    To take us through this emotional moment is our special guest for the naaaaaait

    Peeee Diddy

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    with his worldwide record hit ‘missing you’

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    Boom <peacedove><peacedove><rose><rose>

    wasn’t he wonderful? A fitting tribute to our fallen comrades

    Thank You The Diddsta <applause>

    So this years categories as promised…

    We start with the awards exclusive to the Premier League board regulars:

    Best Beef:
    Worst Beef:
    Best poster
    Funniest poster
    Best thread
    Worst thread:
    Unfunniest poster:
    Miserable Bastard of the year:
    Most pointless poster:
    OAP of the Year:
    Best cook:
    Worst cook:
    Best photographer:
    Most likely to swing their handbag:
    Biggest welch:
    Best flounce:
    Best drunk:
    Worst Welch:
    Tel’s Angriest poster:
    Poster who misses HIAG the most:
    Poster with psychological problems:
    Alcoholic Anonymous nominee:


    and finally…..

    Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year:





    Now for the 2nd section of the Awards ceremony we have categories open to all users of Not606 not just the Premier League board regulars

    But first…a few words from one of our special guests:
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    thank you Mr Trump, thank you

    Now the second section of the Awards The cross board categories which may include members of Not606 that are not PL Board regulars…your choice



    Best Mod:
    Worst Mod:
    Worst run board:
    Best board:
    Ghost board:
    ****test board:
    Best Racist:



    ONLY 1 NOMINATION PER CATEGORY
    NO INVENTING CATEGORIES


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  2. Sucky

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    Some effort that mate
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    Will get my nominations up today sometime
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

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    Will complete at a later time

    Best poster: @Tel even though he ****ed off
    Funniest poster: @West WindsR
    Best thread: this thread
    Worst thread: anything by @I want Mackem Cock
    Unfunniest poster: N/A
    Miserable Bastard of the year: @brb
    Most pointless poster: @I want Mackem Cock
    OAP of the Year: @duggie2000
    Best cook: @luvgonzo
    Worst cook: @Schlem Boogerman
    Best photographer: @PINKIE
    Most likely to swing their handbag: @TOBES IS A WELCHER
    Biggest welch: @Peej
    Best flounce: @hoddle
    Best drunk: @Schlem Boogerman
    Worst Welch: @Tobes
    Tel’s Angriest poster: @Schlem Boogerman
    Poster who misses HIAG the most: @PINKIE
    Poster with psychological problems: @I want Mackem Cock
    Alcoholic Anonymous nominee: @Schlem Boogerman


    and finally…..

    Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year: @aberdude
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Tags don’t work bro.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Best poster Duggie
    Funniest poster Duggie
    Best thread Burly Thread
    Worst thread: Diego’s Covid thread
    Unfunniest poster: Fosse
    Miserable Bastard of the year: brb
    Most pointless poster: peej
    OAP of the Year: Duggie
    Best cook: schlem
    Worst cook: Ginge
    Best photographer: Duggie
    Most likely to swing their handbag: Pete
    Biggest welch: blue man
    Best flounce: blue man
    Best drunk: Libby
    Worst Welch: blue man
    Tel’s Angriest poster: Roger the Leeds Fan
    Poster who misses HIAG the most: Piskie
    Poster with psychological problems: Duncan
    Alcoholic Anonymous nominee: Duncan


    and finally…..

    Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year: PompeyMeowth
     
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    Big effort gone into this <ok>

    I hope people give it the commitment it deserves

    <applause>
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Best poster: westy
    Funniest poster; Quesadaad
    Best thread; Liverpool v man utd matchday thread
    Worst thread: weekly garden picture thread
    Unfunniest poster: peej
    Miserable Bastard of the year: bluey
    Most pointless poster: peej
    OAP of the Year: Solid_Air
    Best cook: Schlem
    Worst cook: luv/chief
    Best photographer: nope
    Most likely to swing their handbag: me probs
    Biggest welch: tobes
    Best flounce: bluey
    Best drunk: Schlem
    Worst Welch: peej
    Tel’s Angriest poster: no one really rages anymore unless you count brbs mini episodes.
    Poster who misses HIAG the most: i miss hiag but pinkie
    Poster with psychological problems: peej
    Alcoholic Anonymous nominee; luvgonzo


    Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year: fosse, always talking about my penis

    Best Mod: all ****s
    Worst Mod: all ****s
    Scouse delusion award: Spurs board
    Best board: Liverpool
    Ghost board: Utd
    ****test board: goons
    Best undercover Racist: bluey
    Ugliest poster? Fosee
    poster you wid if you was gay? Chief
    Best beef: me and the welching #peasant twins
     
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  8. Sucky

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    What happened to the best beef award..?

    Classic one that
     
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    I’m stood outside Four Seasons Landscaping awaiting my various victory speeches.
     
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    Ugliest poster? Fosee
    poster you wid if you was gay? Chief
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’d shag Schlem for the breakfast the next morning.
     
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    Best Beef - Sucky and Brb
    Best poster - Chief
    Funniest poster - Spurlock
    Best thread - Cooking thread
    Worst thread: - Covid thread
    Unfunniest poster: - Fosse (tries too hard and fights everyone)
    Miserable Bastard of the year: - Tobes but I like that
    Most pointless poster: - The Emu guy who pops in now and then.
    OAP of the Year: - Fosse
    Best cook: - Ginge
    Worst cook: - Sucky <laugh>
    Best photographer: Chief
    Most likely to swing their handbag: Blueman
    Biggest welch: Me if someone would give me the chance
    Best flounce: Haig
    Best drunk: Libby
    Worst Welch: See my previous Welch post
    Tel’s Angriest poster: Blueman
    Poster who misses HIAG the most: Piskie
    Poster with psychological problems: Mackem
    Alcoholic Anonymous nominee: Endleman


    and finally…..

    Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year: Mackem

    Best Mod:Brb
    Worst Mod: Brb
    Worst run board: Spurs
    Best board: Liverpool
    Ghost board: Utd
    ****test board: Utd
    Best Racist: No idea, that Duncan guy but we don't see him anymore.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Im gonna add them categories to my list...

    Spurly shoudve known better than to make rules:bandit:
     
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    He’ll appreciate your help.

    When we get locked down I’ll create a World Cup of Not606 posters.
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    first nomination, top of the list, you must have missed it <whistle>

    @windy
    @Peej is a knob

    you missed the 2nd category
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The H. I. A. G. massive fuk up of the year award:

    <whistle>
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Theres a 2nd category?
     
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    Best Beef
    Worst Beef

    added

    no more allowed

    pissoff
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    yeah for board nominations

    I’ll pm the winners
     
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