DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!!! I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested. As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends. Well, this year, it happened to me. I was out for the evening to a party and had more than several bottles of beer a few JD and cokes and a few Bombs. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. Anyway...I took a taxi home. On the way home there was a Police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident. These roadblocks can be anywhere and I realised how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi. This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!
Me: “I hate this time of the year. My wife and I can never agree on the holidays. I want to travel to exotic places and stay in 5-star hotels , dance & have a good time all day & night. Mate: That sounds fun. What does she want to do?" Me: "She wants to come with me!!!”
A guy turned up to our fancy dress work Christmas party. I asked, "What in God's name are you supposed to be? "He replied, "I've come as an aerosol can." I asked, "Are you sure?" He said, "No, Right guard."
I called British Gas today and said, "My boiler isn't working and my house is freezing cold, even my poor dog is sitting in the corner of the room shivering." "Okay," he replied, "How long has it been like that?" I said, "Since the boiler stopped working."
