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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    to get well tanned
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 14, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    on the pink derriere
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 14, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    French for your arse
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 15, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    IS THE SMELL ACCEPTABLE

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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 15, 2021
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    asked the bakery proprietor
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2021
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    like natural brown bread
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 17, 2021
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Said the cockney hitman
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 18, 2021
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    more cock than hit
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 18, 2021
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Man and her show
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 18, 2021
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    Nothing to offer today
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 18, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    except a massive portion
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 18, 2021
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    of Christmas cake with
     
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    azzuriswan, Dec 18, 2021
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    salad cream and custard
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 19, 2021
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    Tart that the vicar
     
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    Kittenish, Dec 24, 2021
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    Liked to molest privately
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 24, 2021
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    when not eating turnips
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 24, 2021
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    with the Yorkshire pudding
     
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    azzuriswan, Dec 25, 2021
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    freshly cooked in Barnsley
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 27, 2021
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    Where the miners used
     
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    azzuriswan, Dec 28, 2021
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    All their giros on
     
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    Wherever, Dec 29, 2021
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