Takeover (Covid-19/20)

I want 1990’s football back. I’ve been watching old re-runs of games and it’s just brilliant.

No politics. No diving.

Just good honest football.

 

I'm assuming you're not at the point of Klinsmann signing for Spurs yet then?

See those dirty ****s are to blame for diving in the modern game too. TWATS

 

Ah man honestly watching the football from that era. It was class and what I fell in love with.

This **** we watch today. With VAR. And all the **** they talk.

It’s a different world. Players just accepted a tackle.

It was beautiful.

 

No one ever talks about shin guards anymore.

 

Check out the seventies lol brilliant

 

There's also some new prem rules slyed in there no doubt to kill competition from our club

 

We got ourselves a new boss, they call him MBS
And all the Geordies I know think he is the best
The fella’s “fit and proper”, some find that proper weird
But what the hell do we care, ‘cause now we live in Riyadh

Ah me lads, the news has got us rowdy
It’s time to get the swords out cos now we’re owned by Saudi
The gays are strung from lampposts, the lasses in seclusion
Gannin’ along to Gallowgate, to see the execution.

He owns a million oil wells, the chap is filthy rich
And soon those million oil wells will be playing on our pitch
When journalists go missing we sing this from the Leazes
The boss has got his chainsaw out and cut the bloke to pieces.

Yes me lads, the river Tyne is foggy
And now the place belongs to the killer of Khashoggi
It’s time to ditch our principles, there’s no point acting bravely
Gannin along the Scotswood road, behind Amanda Staveley.

And when we get the chequebook out on the first day of New Year
There’ll be Kylian Mbappe and Salah coming here
The shallow grave for Eddie, the throne for Jurgen Klopp
‘Cause once we start the spending we won’t know how to stop.

It was down in southern Yemen we had a spot of trouble
And so we got our Air Force out and turned the place to rubble
The Houthis died in thousands, you should have seen their faces
But what the hell do we care, ‘cos now we’re going places.

 

So much time and effort into something so incredibly dull.

 

Well done
You can finish licking your windows now

 

It's the sort of thing that if it had come out, say within a day or 2 of the takeover would have been funny and quick witted. 2 months later is a bit meh.

 

What a boring f@cker, a boring 3rd division f@cker at that.

 

Just reposting from a Liverpool forum thats all. Calm yourself down

 

That the latest whataboutery? "All a bit meh" ?

 

On a side note: We always seems to get a bitch of a game post Christmas on Boxing Day. Interesting that eh. Since promotion.

17/18 Man City (h) lost 0-1
18/19 Liverpool (a) lost 0-4
19/20 Man Utd (a) lost 1-4
20/21 Man City (a) lost 0-2
21/22 Man Utd (a) tbc

 

It's not chance they like full away ends for TV matches and the Newcastle fans get them it.

 

Apparently they found a few of these when they cleared Steve Bruce's office out

 

I want to know what’s in the cup. What’s in the CUUUPPP (think seven the film).