The old ones . . . . One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress. He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn’t loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike. Then an angel walked into his office and asked “Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?” So was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Paddy's in bed with his wife, whose mobile phone rings at 3am and Paddy answers. He angrily replies "Why don't you feck off, and ring the weather office !" Wife wakes up and asks "Who was that ?" He says "Some dickhead asking if the coast was clear"