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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. brb

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    That might work in your head, but not mine. It got your attention, so what i've got is fine.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Yeah it's a good avi. Made me laugh seeing him dressed up as a copper yesterday.

    Looked like one of those cops out of a comedy film <laugh>
     
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    He looks a clown so it suits him. The picture was titled 'I'M A POLICE' so stole that as well as a title. Didn't work as well as I hoped with the avi, but it will do.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    That roof ****
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  5. PINKIE

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    Yeah decided to **** that idea off pretty quick tbh.

    Not sure if this is repairable anyway as should be attached to some metal straps.

    Think I’ll just get a chimney bod to sort it all out

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  6. Sucky

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    Looks fine mate.




    In other news, its absolutely fukin pissin down here bruv, cant even hear the telly over the windows tappin.

    Its okay tho i got a flood step, all 4 inches of it:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I’ve heard you know exactly what four inches looks like….





    1/3 of a penis.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If i wrap each bollock around the top of my shaft so that they meet it looks like a cartoon Freddie kruger apparently.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Drinking Horlicks.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Looks like a very small Samurai...
     
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  11. Bwood_Ranger

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    Woke up and the iPhone update is all over the place. ****s.


    Good morning anyway.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    Hope Boris keeps denying it right up to the moment the video of himself and Raab stood on a table with their arms around each other while singing Sweet Caroline is released.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Hoping that video extends to their arms reaching around when they decide to get a bit too friendly

    He'll still deny though, the lying sack of ****.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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  15. luvgonzo

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    Morning.
     
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    Marnin' Luv

    What's happening today m8 ?
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Werkin.
     
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    Luv at the call centre later today ...

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  19. luvgonzo

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    I'm on my sofa mate.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    That blow up one next to the pool ?
     
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