Just need Cashleys fat arse and man handle sweat patches to fade away from the seats, and in relation to such an issue we should consider burning the seat he used for matches, along with about 25-30 of the surrounding seats and replacing them. The fat greedy ****er.
I have a better idea. Let’s invite him to the match as guest of honour. Then strap him to the chair you mentioned in the centre circle and then 50k fans can throw sports direct mugs at him at the same time.