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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet . . . . but I haven’t seen any with more than 4 :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Apparently, having sex is the equivalent of running 5 miles.

    Who the hell can run 5 miles in under a minute ?
     
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    Accidents at work . . . .
    Do you know what would hurt more than stapling your finger to a desk ?




    Unstapling it !
     
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    It's a double mate same as the one above FB_IMG_1638808369241.jpg
     
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    I see what you did there....
     
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    An American couple were sitting in a fast food restaurant in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, the man says to the waitress, “Excuse me, Miss, but we’re very curious as to how to pronounce the name of this place properly. Could you please say it to us – very slowly.”

    “Certainly sir,” says the waitress.



    It's “Burrr-gerrrr Kiinnngggg!
     
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    I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials. He said "we've got whale meat, whale meat or whale meat......or we've got the Vera Lynn."

    I said "what's the Vera Lynn?"

    He said "whale meat again....."
     
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    Excellent that.
     
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