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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Schrodinger's Cat

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  2. It's Only A Game

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    I gave my wife a chocolate advent calendar and now there's only six days to Christmas.
     
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  3. ChilcoSaint

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    My daughter was given an advent calendar with different cheeses on each day.

    She is hoping to see baby cheeses on the 25th…
     
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  4. It's Only A Game

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    Why has that made laugh out loud?
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    Because you like cheesy jokes <laugh>
     
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  8. SaintMarv

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    The seven drawfs visit the Pope. Dopey asks Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome? No my son replied the Pope. Are any dwarf nuns in Europe? Dopey asks. No my son the Pope replied. Are the any dwarf nuns in the world? asked Dopey. No my son replied the Pope. The other six dwarfs started rolling around the floor laughing and shouting Dopey shagged a penguin Dopey shagged a penguin
     
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  9. San Tejón

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    Feeling really proud of my oldest son tonight, more so than usual.
    In his younger years (he’s just coming up to 43years) he was very active and fit, mainly through going to the gym.
    Then he suffered an ACL injury which needed surgery and stopped him from maintaining his workouts and, as a result, his weight shot up.
    Every time he tried to get back into training, he would have issues with the knee and have to give up, so he has been very overweight for several years.
    A while back he decided to have another go at losing weight and getting fit, and he went to a gym in Chandlers Ford and took on a personal trainer.
    Fast forward 5 months and as a result of his dedication and having a trainer who knows his stuff, re managing “dodgy” knees and diet, my son has shed 36kg and has dropped from 123kg to 87kg, his initial target.
    He’s not finished yet, but quite an achievement in such a short period of time.
     
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  10. tomw24

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    That's incredible. <applause>
     
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  11. SaintMarv

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    Can you tell him to stop losing weight because I keep finding it
     
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    On the weight subject.
    Benny's Vleesservice in Nijmegen won the Worst Slogan Election of 2021 with its slogan, "My balls weigh 130 grams." The slogan got 23 percent of the votes in the annual election.
     
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    I had to convert that to real weight before I knew if that was good or not :). Congratulations to him. I am familiar with the metric system as I have a BSc (Hons)....excuse the boast, it hasn’t come up for years :( .....but I worked at the lower end so a bit hard to envisage 36 kg as spoonfuls. Well done to him.
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    Does anyone know how to load a tik tok video onto here please ?
     
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  17. Saints_Alive

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    You mean like this one Jasp?...

     
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    I walked into the fertility clinic and the nurse said
    “I can already see what the problem is.”
    I replied “How?”
    She said “You came in the back door” :bandit:
     
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    No <laugh>
     
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  20. ChilcoSaint

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    It might be worth sharing it to Twitter or Instagram, and then embedding that on here.
     
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