If you could have one player...

...from the each Premier League team, who would you have?

ARSENAL -

ASTON VILLA -

BLACKBURN -

BOLTON -

CHELSEA -

EVERTON -

FULHAM -

LIVERPOOL -

MAN CITY -

MAN UTD -

NORWICH -

QPR -

STOKE -

SUNDERLAND -

SWANSEA -

TOTTENHAM -

WEST BROM -

WIGAN -

WOLVES -

 

sure we've done this before,i'll give it a go tomorrow very drunk and not long in from the local

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Bannan

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Kevin Davies

CHELSEA - Torres

EVERTON - Cahill

FULHAM - Not too sure

LIVERPOOL - Just by playing for Liverpool they've all made me not want them

MAN CITY - Silva

MAN UTD - Smalling

NORWICH - Don't really know any of there players apat from Holt

QPR - Taarabt (if he wasn't such a twat)

STOKE - dunno

SUNDERLAND - Whickam

SWANSEA - Sinclar

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Mulumbu

WIGAN - is there anyone?

WOLVES - Doyle

 

This is who I'd have:

ARSENAL - Robin Van Persie - world class goalscorer/playmaker

ASTON VILLA - Gabriel Agbonlahor - fast as lightening and can score goals

BLACKBURN - David Hoilett - gunna be a star in the future

BOLTON - Stuart Holden - when fit is a classy little player

CHELSEA - Daniel Sturridge - exciting player, great left foot

EVERTON - Leighton Baines - good defender, class attacking, brilliant at set pieces

FULHAM - Clint Dempsey - can score all types of goals

LIVERPOOL - Luis Suarez - pure goalscorer

MAN CITY - David Silva - creates bazillion goals, great to watch

MAN UTD - Wayne Rooney - hardworking, goalscoring player

NORWICH - Anthony Pilkington - impressed by him, can score goals from midfield

QPR - Adel Taarabt - on his day is a real handfull

STOKE - Ryan Shotton - looks really good, good fullback - can defend and put great crosses in

SUNDERLAND - Wes Brown - solid defender

SWANSEA - Scott Sinclair - proper handfull

TOTTENHAM - Luka Modric - classy little playmaker

WEST BROM - Shane Long - hardworking striker

WIGAN - Victor Moses - quick winger - scares fullbacks

WOLVES - Matt Jarvis - same as Moses

 

ARSENAL - VP

ASTON VILLA - N'Zog

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Cahill

CHELSEA - Mata

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Zamora

LIVERPOOL - Suarez (even though he's a ****ing twat)

MAN CITY - Silva

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - Holt

QPR - Joey

STOKE - Walters

SUNDERLAND - Sessegnon

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN - Al Habsi

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

Van Persie

Bent

Hoillett

Jong Yong

Torres

Baines

Dempsey

Enrique

Silva

Rooney

Hoolahan

Taarabt

Etherington

Bendtner (because he's not theirs )

Sinclair

Modric

Long

Moses

Fletcher

 

ARSENAL - van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Agbanlhor

BLACKBURN - Hoillet

BOLTON - Holden


CHELSEA - Torres

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Risse

LIVERPOOL - Saurez (although I hate his diving)


MAN CITY - Johnson

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - I dunno

QPR - I dunno

STOKE - Pennant

SUNDERLAND - Sessenghon

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN - Rodellaga

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

Actually I'd probably have Fletcher from Wolves over Jarvis. Has got something like 8 goals in 10 games which is very impressive considering Wolves are bollocks

 

ARSENAL - Wilshere

ASTON VILLA - Agbonlahor

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Cahill

CHELSEA - Ramires

EVERTON - Rodwell

FULHAM - Dempsey

LIVERPOOL - Enrique

MAN CITY - Hart

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - Pilkington

QPR - Faurlin

STOKE - Shawcross

SUNDERLAND - Wickam

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Bale

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN - Di Santo

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Bent

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Cahill

CHELSEA - Mata

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Dempsey

LIVERPOOL - Gerrard

MAN CITY - Aguero

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - Pilkington

QPR - Taarabt

STOKE - Palacios

SUNDERLAND - Wickham

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN - Diame

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Bent

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Holden

CHELSEA - Sturridge, or Luiz to succeed the mighty Colo!

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Dempsey

LIVERPOOL - Jose!

MAN CITY - Silva

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - Holt or Pilkington

QPR - Taarabt or Joey

STOKE - Shotton

SUNDERLAND - Sessegnon

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN - Paddy van Arnie He counts, shush!

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Bent

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Holden

CHELSEA - Mata

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Dempsey

LIVERPOOL - Enrique (despite his dumbass choice of liverpool, he was still a great player for us)

MAN CITY - Silva

MAN UTD - Nani

NORWICH - Holt

QPR - Derry (he looks like a grandpa, which is funny)

STOKE - Etherington

SUNDERLAND - Sessegnon

SWANSEA - Graham

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Odemwingie

WIGAN - Patrick!

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

Arsenal - Robin Van Persie

aston villa - Aghbonlahor

blackburn - Samba

bolton - Holden

chelsea - Sturridge

everton - Baines

fulham - Dempsey

liverpool - Suarez

man city - Silva

man utd - Rooney

norwich - Holt

qpr - Faurlin

stoke - Shotton

sunderland -Wickham

swansea - Sinclair

tottenham - Van Der Vaart

west brom - Long

wigan - Diame

wolves - Doyle

 

Arsenal - RVP
Vila - The Zog
Blackburn - Hoilett
Bolton - Lee Chung Yong when his legs arent ****ed up
Chelsea - Mata
Everton - Heitinga
Fulham - Dembele
Liverpool - Jose
Man City - Silva
Man Utd - Cleverley
Norwich - Pilkington
QPR - Mackie
Stoke - Shotton looked good in Europe in mid week - Ill go for him
Scumderland - Sess
Swansea - Dyer
Spurs - Modric
West Brom - Odemwingie
Wigan - Diame
Wolves - Jarvis

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Given

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Cahill

CHELSEA - Torres

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Hangeland

LIVERPOOL - Agger

MAN CITY - Johnson

MAN UTD - Vidic

NORWICH - Hoolahan

QPR - Buszacky

STOKE - Jones

SUNDERLAND - Elmohamady due to his brilliant name

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Bale

WEST BROM - Odemwingie

WIGAN - Rodallega

WOLVES - Jarvis

 

Scratch that I'd take Balotelli from City!

 

ARSENAL - V. Persie

ASTON VILLA - Agbonglahor

BLACKBURN - Hoilett

BOLTON - Chung Yong Lee

CHELSEA - Juan Mata

EVERTON - Baines

FULHAM - Dempsey

LIVERPOOL - Bellamy

MAN CITY - David Silva

MAN UTD - Nani

NORWICH - Pilkington

QPR - Dj Campbell

STOKE - Begovic

SUNDERLAND - Sses

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Modric

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN - Rodagella

WOLVES - Jarvis







This is unrealistically, of course

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Agbonlahor

BLACKBURN -Samba

BOLTON - Petrov........I just realised what a ****e squad Bolton have!!!

CHELSEA -Mata

EVERTON -Cahill

FULHAM - Dempsey

LIVERPOOL - I hate them all too much to pick any of them.(I would say Suarez but he is a ****)

MAN CITY - Silva

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - Pilkington

QPR - Faurlin

STOKE - Huth

SUNDERLAND - Larsson

SWANSEA - Sinclair

TOTTENHAM - Bale

WEST BROM - Long

WIGAN -????? Moses for his potential

WOLVES - Doyle

 

ARSENAL - Sagna

ASTON VILLA - Given

BLACKBURN - Samba

BOLTON - Holden

CHELSEA - Ramires

EVERTON - Cahill

FULHAM - Hangelaand

LIVERPOOL - Downing

MAN CITY - Kompany or De Jong

MAN UTD - Cleverley

NORWICH - Pilkington

QPR - Taarabt

STOKE - Shawcross

SUNDERLAND - Bardsley

SWANSEA -

TOTTENHAM - Bale

WEST BROM - Foster

WIGAN - Moses

WOLVES - Johnson or O'Hara

 

ARSENAL - Van Persie

ASTON VILLA - Bent

BLACKBURN - Samba

BOLTON - Cahill

CHELSEA - Torres

EVERTON - Cahill

FULHAM - Hughes

LIVERPOOL - Enrique

MAN CITY - Dzeko

MAN UTD - Rooney

NORWICH - Morison

QPR - SWP

STOKE - Huth

SUNDERLAND - Bendtner

SWANSEA - Dyer

TOTTENHAM - Defoe

WEST BROM - Brunt

WIGAN - Moses

WOLVES - Doyle

I've based it on players who I think we need more, obviously I'd rather have for example Gerrard than Enrique but we're more in need of a left back than a centre mid