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    This amazing wicker fence was created naturally by storm Arwen at the weekend . . . .
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    I know that picture.

    Taken in Holland, it was how the police found a marijuana grow room in an attic. The grow lights created so much heat that the snow wouldn't settle. <laugh>
     
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    bet you that cost a lot in leccy bills San, is that why you did a moonlight to the states<whistle><whistle>:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    It snowed today in Germay8:00 am: I made a snowman.
    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
    8:45 - TV news crew from Ch4 showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
    By noon it all melted
    Moral:
    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
     
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    Friggin brilliant…… and true.
     
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    £7.50 to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE-minute meeting and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip-off, FUMING!!
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    So glad I never took the kids!
     
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    I've just done my good deed for today !

    I’ve just come back from Asda where I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83, but when she counted out her money, she had just under £50.
    I thought that she was probably someone's Nan, and I’d like to think that someone would help my Nan in that situation as Christmas is just around the corner. She didn’t want me to help her, but I insisted, and in no time at all we had all of her shopping back on the shelves :angel:
     
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