Here are this week's fixtures: 04/12 Newcastle v Burnley 04/12 Bristol City v Derby 04/12 Watford v Man City 05/12 QPR v Stoke 05/12 Villa v Leicester 06/12 Everton v Arsenal I'll go for.... Newcastle 2 Burnley 1 Bristol City 2 Derby 1 Watford 1 Man City 3 QPR 3 Stoke 1 Villa 2 Leicester 2 Everton 1 Arsenal 2
Newcastle 2 Burnley 1 Bristol City 1 Derby 1 Watford 1 City 2 Hoops 2 Stoke 1 Villa 2 Leicester 1 Everton 1 Arsenal 2
Beginning to doubt my fundamental fitness for this game, but here goes…… Newcastle 2 Burnley 0 Bristol City 0 Derby 1 Watford 0 Man City 4 QPR 2 Stoke 1 Villa 2 Leicester 1 Everton 1 Arsenal 3
Newcastle 2 Burnley 0 Bristol City 2 Derby 2 Watford 2 Man City 4 QPR 2 Stoke 0 Villa 3 Leicester 2 Everton 0 Arsenal 1
Newcastle 1-2 Burnley Bristol City 1-1 Derby Watford 0-4 Man City QPR 2-1 Stoke Villa 1-1 Leicester Everton 0-2 Arsenal
Newcastle 1 Burnley 1 Bristol City 1 Derby 1 Watford 0 Man City 3 QPR 2 Stoke 0 Villa 1 Leicester 1 Everton 1 Arsenal 2
In my best James Alexander-Gordon voice.... Murdering Arab Bastards 1 Dick Dyches Dastardly Despots 0 Brizzle Titties 2 Fookin ****ers 0 'Ornettttttsssszzzz 0 Loaded Arab Bastards 3 Super Hooopsa 2 Inbred Mutants 0 Judas Gerrards Vanilla Gang 1 Foxes 1 Toffees 0 Gooners 2
04/12 Newcastle 0 v Burnley 0 04/12 Bristol City 0 v Derby 2 04/12 Watford 1 v Man City 2 05/12 QPR 2 v Stoke 1 05/12 Villa 2 v Leicester 2 06/12 Everton 0 v Arsenal 2
Newcastle 1 Burnley 0 Bristol City 1 Derby 1 Watford 1 Man City 3 QPR 2 Stoke 1 Aston Villa 2 Leicester 2 Everton 1 Arsenal 2
04/12 Newcastle v Burnley......... 1-1 04/12 Bristol City v Derby......2-1 04/12 Watford v Man City.....1-3 05/12 QPR v Stoke.....3-1 05/12 Villa v Leicester......1-2 06/12 Everton v Arsenal......1-2
Newcastle 1-1 Burnley Bristol City 1-1 Derby Watford 0-3 Man City QPR 2-0 Stoke Villa 1-2 Leicester Everton 1-2 Arsenal
Newcastle 1 Burnley 2 Bristol City 1 Derby 2 Watford 2 Man City 3 QPR 1 Stoke 1 Villa 2 Leicester 3 Everton 3 Arsenal 1
Newcastle 3 Burnley 1 Bristol City 3 Derby 0 Watford 1 Man City 4 QPR 2 Stoke 0 Villa 1 Leicester 1 Everton 0 Arsenal 1
Newcastle 1 Burnley 2 Bristol City 2 Derby 2 Watford 1 Man City 3 QPR 2 Stoke 1 Villa 1 Leicester 2 Everton 1 Arsenal 3
Newcastle 2 Burnley 1 Bristol City 3 Derby 1 Watford 1 Man City 3 QPR 3 Stoke 1 Villa 1 Leicester 2 Everton 1 Arsenal 2
Newcastle 0 Burnley 0 Bristol City 0 Derby 1 Watford 0 Man City 7 QPR 1 Stoke 1 Villa 0 Leicester 2 Everton 1 Arsenal 2