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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Your English has improved so much. I’m proud of you, mate.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Down to quotas mate ... diversity and inclusivity demanded a non-twat for the role ... so it excluded anyone prone to using Old Gammon aftershave for starters ... not that Mon does I hasten to add ...
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yeah you are our very own Biden .

    Most popular mod ever .

    What were the options you or Toby ?
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    This is very important.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You'd think that with all the publicity, the perverts would keep a low profile.

    Most communities would rally together to make sure these perverts found justice.

    Men offer to buy daughter outside school - police.

    Three men holding "a large amount of money" offered to buy a woman's young daughter, police have said.

    The mother and child were walking along Batemoor Road, Sheffield, at about 08:20 GMT on Wednesday when three men approached her.

    When the woman refused and ran towards nearby Lower Meadows School, she heard a "screech of tyres" as the men fled the scene in a vehicle.

    South Yorkshire Police has appealed for any witnesses to come forward.

    PCSO Kenneth Blake said a man, of "possible Middle Eastern origin" and in his late 30s or early 40s, made the offer.

    He said the man wore a grey hoodie with stripes at the sides, "dirty navy bottoms" and a head warmer which partially covered his face.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0d3z572xzyo
     
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  6. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    These adverts don't show People Of Restricted Growth either. Apart from that McCain advert that Pete does the voice-over for. Nor are PORGs ever considered for vacant Mods posts on GC either. Instead, they ban them temporarily while the vote takes place! All wrong, I tell you.

     
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  7. Farked19

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    I agree. That advert for Smash was an outrage. Bloody Martians coming down here nicking all our spuds.
     
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  8. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm guessing Tobes's sanitised Premier board is having another slow day .
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    Which is why Brexit was done - democracy won.
     
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    Banana Republic style democracy on GC now .
     
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    GC is fast going the same way as the fascist EU :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Big Ben to be named Massive Muhammad as one of Sadiq Khan's cultural inclusivity drives as London Mayor.
     
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    <laugh>

    Will they paint it with some pretty rainbow colours as well?
     
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    Took a lot of Roubles to get it over the line though.
     
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    Democracy won through.

    Told you before if you don't respect democracy then **** off somewhere else, say China or North Korea <laugh>

    And I don't think you should talk about money, sponger.
     
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    Que que isso?
     
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    Hmm, is this anyone we know? :emoticon-0176-smoke


    Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he ‘slipped and fell on it during a clear-out’.

    Medics called for specialist assistance after he was presented at the accident and emergency unit of the Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57 mm shell.

    The military collector claimed that the armor-piercing ammunition was from his personal arsenal. He told the doctors that the 80-year-old explosive device got stuck and fell awkwardly after being hit.

    https://granthshala.com/bomb-squad-...he-slipped-and-fell-on-it-during-a-clear-out/
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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