walked into a place on the high street the other day after seeing a sign which said "four strippers for £3.99" i asked the assistant is that topless or completely naked? he said "mate this is domino's they're chicken strippers".....i said "oh now the price makes sense, how long is each dance"
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world- famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to have a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "Look at this engine, Doc. I can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish it will work just like a new one. How come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it while it's running."