British Politics

Thought that was Kusstard's job? ... or is he just Spamallot Enterprises PR spin for any incidents with unfortunate sexual connotations?

 

Just imagine if Kustard was your defence brief: 'Your honour, we need to stop focussing on the defendant's scat charge - just look at all these other reprehensible things he's done as well'. Which was effectively the defence strategy during Orchidgate.

 

More likely self-epilate ...

 

She's the Marjorie Taylor Greene of British politics. Surprised she hasn't blamed global warming on BBC space lasers yet. Scouse tart.

 

But she'll be equally loyal to the next fat nonce that comes along. She is consistent like that.

 

The same Diane Abbott who went to the same Oxford and got the same level degree results as Boris. And at least she doesn't invent fictitious new names for numbers like Pritti Patel, and can count past zero, unlike Liz Truss.

 

It's de ja vu all over again.

When all else fails, send some more dweebs over to bore everyone ****less.

 

Guy with a radio show says stuff to get attention? That’s a novel approach, they’ll all be at it soon…

 

**** off with your fair points.

Although I would add 'failing' radio show, so he's desperate to still appear relevant.

 

Oh aye, removing Pete and Dunc has raised the bar on this thread and no mistake.

 

Is there a Peppa Pig version?

 

She's thick as **** you ****ing lefty loony woke champagne socialist hypocritical racist ****wit.

 

Be better than the scouse manufactured boy band I'd imagine

 

No one would miss you if you ****ed off as well tbph.

 

The masseuse might.

 

Why suddenly have all the rent boys from the prem board come over here?