The Queen visits a hospital and was meeting patients. The Doctor pulls back the curtains to reveal a man masterbating. The Queen asks what is wrong with him. The Doctor replied 'He is preducing too much sperm so he has to masterbate at least 8 times a day.' The Doctor pulls the curtains of the next bed to find a nurse giving the man in the bed a blowjob. The Queen asks what is wrong with him. The Doctor replied 'The same as the other fella, but he's with Bupa.'
Teen depression is at an all time high. You miserable b*stards, you can get free porn on your phone! When I was a lad I had to crank it to Challenge Anneka.
Not saying we were poor, but many a time my Mother would send me next door with a button, and ask our neighbour if she would sew a shirt on it.