What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I’ll be round in 5 mins

 

On your jet powered hover surfboard

 

I'd crawl over broken glass to get there if she was serving up dinner

Not tea

@Chief

 

Chief would say "what ya cooking for tea there love?"

She would throw him out and start bangin the gardener who eats dinner.

 

And I wouldn't even stop to put my hedge trimmers away

 

Mm Crumpet for tea.

 

*Dinner

 

Just done a big bag of Aldi sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps.

they are the ****ing A1 daddy of crisps. If you love a watery spag bol, these things are wasted on you.

 

You wouldn't need them she looks trimmed enough down there

 

I was hoping somebody would make the bush gag

 

Fosse was taking toooooo long

He is still dressing up as a Highway Patrol cop on another thread

 

Gleefully volunteered himself for that role I noted too

 

Probably had the outfit since the early 1980's

 

You’ve got trainers older than that ffs.

 

You’d have a point if it wasn’t Duggie who posted it

 

He never mentioned broken glass though tbf, albeit he’s defo a dirty old sausage.

 

The body may be 74 but the mind will always be 18

 

My bigger concern is that it seems like an incredibly large portion she's serving up for one dish.

 

Chicken Tikka ready to curry up.