Already posted this in the food thread but thought it may raise a little smile My son Noah after finishing his first ever bakery attempt, making Pudsey cupcakes for Children In Need.
New The Queen visits a hospital and was meeting patients. The Doctor pulls back the curtains to reveal a man masterbating. The Queen asks what is wrong with him. The Doctor replied 'He is preducing too much sperm so he has to masterbate at least 8 times a day.' The Doctor pulls the curtains of the next bed to find a nurse giving the man in the bed a blowjob. The Queen asks what is wrong with him. The Doctor replied 'The same as the other fella, but he's with Bupa.'
your misses left you for a Sunderland lad cos she found him a better shag than a miserable twat with **** conversational skills
Ah bless, now you've gone and hurt my feelings! BTW, love your Avatar bruv - I passed P Company over 30 years ago!
216 para sigs, late 80s-early 90s...we would've been neighbours back in the day, our block was right next to yours
we got shifted from Aldershot to Invicta at Maidstone im early seventies to early nineties the only lad from sigs i can remember is a lad called Brownless his sister was at the wrac nurses collage near Basingstoke i was drop dead Gorgeous then mind