What do you not believe... The world is flat, Bill Gates is injecting microchips in your body with the Covid19 vaccine Bonko Johnston and madman Trump are good sensible leaders In fact Trump did win the last election it was stolen from him by a left wing conspiracy. Its good that so many usa citizens (white folk only) have guns and can use them on rioters. China is a really really friendly and helpful country. The mags new owners are not barbaric, murderous thugs. They even wear white sheets and tea towels... no way can they be misogynistic
for the older connoisseur Two chaps who happen to have cleft palates are in a pub. One says "You see that guy sat over there? Him with the red hair, red face and a ten-gallon hat on his table? I'm sure that's Red Adair" His mate says "Course it's not. Ask him then" First guy goes over and says "Excuse me - are you Red Adair?" The man replies "Sure as hell am, son. You got an oil-well fire and I'll put it out for you" So first guy goes back to his mate and says "See? It WAS Red Adair" Mate says: "All right then - if that's Red Adair, where the hell is Ginger Rogers?"
Xmas prezzies. Anybody got any tips on how to wrap kittens? This little bugger keeps wriggling whenever I fold the paper over it.
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because over the years they had become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret, and of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation !" The surgeon told her that he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago." "what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man in the burns unit who wanted to thank you for his new ears."
