The Queen visits a hospital and was meeting patients. The Doctor pulls back the curtains to reveal a man masterbating. The Queen asks what is wrong with him. The Doctor replied 'He is preducing too much sperm so he has to masterbate at least 8 times a day.' The Doctor pulls the curtains of the next bed to find a nurse giving the man in the bed a blowjob. The Queen asks what is wrong with him. The Doctor replied 'The same as the other fella, but he's with Bupa.'