What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I meant for free, not paying for it. Waz it as goog sa Dec?

 

Rent in Sky

 

inwas gonna say TV

 

Do you live in Premier Inn?

 

I wish. This isn’t Premier Inn. Missus is too much of a snob.

 

Stuck between a Duck & a hard place.

 

So you chose the hard place?

 

I always feel guilty when I eat duck, so i never really enjoy it, you murderer.

Not sure why it's different to any other meat, weird. Maybe because I wasn't given that as a kid.

 

Aye you the same with rabbits?

 

A little something yesterday to keep the energy levels up.

 

Yup.

 

I hope those sausages are kosher.

 

Mornin'

 

not a bad view, bunker looks tricky!

 

Yeah it’s got water at the end.

 

Well it seemed like a pie kind of day,

 

Some scruffy ****ers not replacing their divots, always used to get on my tits that. Thoughtless for the course and their fellow players.

 

Absolutely.

Although we carry sand and seed mix round, we're not supposed to put the divots back as the birds just pick them up anyway to look for food underneath.

We're supposed to fill them in.

Some don't though.

I also had to fix five pitch marks on the next green from this and only one was mine obviously. That's fellow members for fook sake, ****ers.