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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    ****

    I do :emoticon-0106-cryin

    even my laptop is powered by a waterwheel
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    RTG has always been mental TBH. I tried it for a while, but anything you say gets buried under a waterfall of comments, most of them slightly deranged. Imagine a board with you and several thousand Charlie Dogscocks on it and you get the general idea...
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Even old ****ers like me know what a typo is, you utter teapot. They've been around since typewriters were invented in the 1870s...!
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    You are getting somewhat abstract with your insults today, as they all seem to be household items and appliances - first a hatstand and now a teapot, I'm assuming if I keep replying today you'll get so irate you call me a bookcase or a dining table. Mix up your pills at the old biddy's home today did they?
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    That's me told...
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    God I love you Sidney.

    Whenever I read one of your replies I get this image of a furious old knacker in a Sunderland shirt in the computer room of an old folks home, angrily arguing with Mags on the internet, then proudly hitting the Send button, and then going back to the daycare room to regail the other old biddys with tales of his cyber victories against the enemy...
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    A tad wide of the mark, as usual, but a pleasing image. Possibly in another 25 years, but right now I'm having a coffee at my desk in the office. Sadly, the firm's dress code does not permit the wearing of footy shirts, Sunderland or otherwise.
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Just imagining all the makems as they struggle through life telling their sons " its ok they've still got their morals and never forget it son "<laugh><laugh>

    ****ing morals <laugh>
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 16, 2021
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    <laugh> all you like. You're owned by the Saudi regime.
     
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  10. Magdad

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    Son's/Nephews
     
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  11. cronemeister

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    True…and they’re worth about £700bn ….We loaaaaaaaaded!!

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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    I think you'll find they are loaded. You have whatever they're prepared to part with. Echoes of Mike Ashley...? ;)
     
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  13. Magdad

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    You do realise our new owners have spunked over £38m since taking over on nothing but ****. Even more than a young French Kid got a football club for :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  14. cronemeister

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    Maybe but the Reubens on their own are worth about the same as Man City’s owners which is about ten times Ashley’s net worth so I have a feeling we might just be alright and slightly better off. Bruce is gone so immediately that’s true :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Gateshead progress to the next round of the FA Cup <whistle>
    them and Hartlepool representing the North East until The Toon join in
     
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    Be great if they were drawn against the Mackems..<laugh>
     
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  17. Magdad

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    Slight problem with that one I think you'll find. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    I know..<laugh>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I see Derby have been hit with points deductions. It’s the only way the Mackems will get a Derby game now…
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    Ipswich beating them will surely result in them actually paying a few quid towards amnesty instead of just spouting off
     
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