Rival watch

Him, Stevie G and Henry.

Players i most enjoyed watching

Shouts for rivaldo, luis suarez and zidane too.

 

That whole Brazil era was just nuts, mate. Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Kaka, Cafu, Carlos, Adriano, Robinho, Romario… how many world class players did they want?! .

Agree on Zidane as well, guy just floated by players. I still remember that game where he “out-Brazil’d” Brazil at the World Cup. Different gravy.

For Spurs, Modric will always remain my favourite, the man made football look too easy. Still a baller now at 36.

 

Then he ruined it by starring in the Star Wars prequels.

 

Dani Alves has rejoined Barcelona at the age of 38.
Because they don't have enough diving pricks.

 

Ffs

 

I’m gonna start sending my CV into clubs. I’ve taken Exeter to the Champions League, won La Liga with Sociedad and the Portuguese league with Madeira.

 

Loses 6-1 to Tottenham. Tries to reload save.

 

Duncan Castles is going to link him to us again, isn't he?

 

I'd send my CV, but the club would get confused as to why I keep signing a bunch of Greek 17 year olds every summer

 

Unbelievable crowd for the 5th tier. Over 1,000 more than Bournemouth's capacity.

 

Shows how healthy our game is - and exactly why a Super League isn't needed.
Over 20,000 at Ipswich and Sheffield Wed in League One yesterday too.
So many fans who don't lose faith or hope despite dropping down the leagues; only in England can fans of a 3rd, 4th or 5th tier team believe that they can climb to the top. Notts County, founding members of the football league and former F.A.Cup winners, have been down there a while, but their fans stay loyal. and don't give up.

 

Sunderland v Bolton had 32,368 in September, which isn't far off Barca v Alavez (37,278).
It's one of the reasons that I'm so opposed to B teams in lower leagues.

 

There's a couple of teams in Germany who might disagree

...okay, only one of those teams actually has fans due to being an existing team and not a walking billboard for an energy drink, but it was either that or make a joke about Rangers

 

There's a few big sides in 3 Liga this season, to be fair.
Kaiserslautern, Magdeburg and 1860 Munich have all got decent histories and plenty of fans.
The 5th tier is amateur and regional, though. Attendances are in hundreds, rather than thousands.

 

Glasgow City had a player score twice for them today called Priscilla Chinchilla!

 

Sounds like a cartoon character

 

Or a dog

 

Nom, that was my uni housemate Tallulah Radula

...I didn't just doxx somebody by accident, did I?

 

Dean Smith's last opponent as Villa manager? Southampton.
Dean Smith's first opponent as Norwich manager? Southampton.
At least he doesn't have to do much research on them, I guess.

 

What's the plan? Watch a video of Southampton's last match and tell Norwich to do the opposite?