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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant <laugh>
     
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  3. The Ides of March

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    You are not as ugly as I imagined! Happy belated birthday!!!!
     
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    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    A Southampton fan has the good fortune to meet a fairy and is allowed to make a wish
    SFC fas: " I'd like to live forever."
    Fairy: "That's not possible!"
    SFC fan: "Well, then to live as long as it takes Pompey to reach the Premiership."
     
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    Tonto suddenly stops his horse jumps off puts his ear to the ground and says Buffalo come. The Lone Ranger asks How do you know? Tonto replied Ear sticky
     
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    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
    Hello me
     
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    What's the best cheese for hiding horses?
    Mascarpone
     
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    My rather brilliant wife runs an online event called Reuters Next, which brings together the great, good (and not so good) such as Jacinda Ardern, Anthony Fauci, Antony Blinken etc etc to talk about the future of the world etc etc.

    I've been trying to do some good husbanding and am really proud to have hooked in Nile Rodgers and Merck Mercuriadis to talk about the future of music in a session too. If you fancy watching, it's all free and online - get registered here - https://reutersevents.com/events/next/

    Should be a really fascinating few days.
     
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    I left school 35 years ago but I’m still angry at my classmates for voting me the pupil most likely to hold a grudge.
     
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  11. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    So what have I missed?
     
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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Hey, who are you, new boy?
     
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    Feels like it.

    I think last time I posted, Jim Magilton was about to become manager as Ralph was getting sacked for losing a game with 10 men to the European Champions ;)
     
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    You might have to watch this fella Chilcs I've got a feeling he's going to be trouble. <laugh>
     
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    Welcome back mate no one can repeat my jokes like you can.
     
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    The Number seven bus?
     
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    What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
    Hello me



    Don’t know what you mean.
     
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    What's the closest thing to silver?


    The Lone Rangers Bollocks
     
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    What do you call a nut with a cold?....

    Cashew!
     
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