Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

Gray replaced by Gbamin.

 

Lo Celso’s corner delivery

 

Skipp booked. One match ban for him.

 

You didn’t need to stick “corner delivery” in that sentence.

 

chill. We’ve got Winks.

 

I have no idea what made Conte take this clusterfuck on

 

I had to in order to identify which mistake I was alluding to.

 

I can see him pulling a Reggie Perrin to get out of his contract.

 

0-0 FT. Absolutely ****ing awful.
Created nothing and gradually got worse as the game went on.
Terrible performance.

 

I didn't get where I am today by pulling a Reggie Perrin.

 

Shoot them all.

 

343 with that midfield ain’t gonna work.

I hope Conte’s already realised it after Thursday and today.

 

It would be hard not to improve them. Taking on a team at rock bottom means any improvement looks good.

 

Pros: Effort and fitness levels are already looking better. The shape looks far more solid than it did against Vitesse which is remarkable.

Cons: The quality in the final ball is non existent. All 3 attackers had abysmal games. All 3 subs somehow managed to make us worse.

Based on the pros, I'd say there is what to be optimistic about. But based on the cons, there's a hell of a long way to get there.

 

345 mins since our last goal in the league.
240 mins since our last attempt on target in the league.

 

Perfectly summed up.

 

We're in some parallel universe where 'Let's pretend we scored a goal' isn't damning enough.

 

At least we were involved in a game that had some passion and our defence looks better with Emerson & Romero.

 

If you don't have a shot on target the best you can do is draw.

 

Was the penalty call right?