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    Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

    Because proper tea is theft
     
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    Well, what a relief!! At long last, I’ve finally had some good luck for a change!
    I saw a fortune-teller recently who told me to beware of a stranger who will try and take me for a mug and con me out of a large cash sum during the next 3 weeks.
    Well, I’ve been careful and the 3 weeks are up today, and brilliant!.. nothing’s happened!!

    Best £500 quid I’ve ever spent.
     
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    Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:
    XY = Male
    XX = Female
    YYY = Delilah
     
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    I got the sack from my job at the calendar printers, just because I took a couple of days off
     
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    A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said "well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956...". The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
     
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    Do you know 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
    I have 5 in my family so one of us must be Chinese.
    It’s either me, my Mum, my Dad, my sister Emma or my brother Zheng Liu Chen.
     
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    The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK.
     
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