Once upon a time in the land of the light lived a man they called potato head who led an army known as the mackem men. King of the land of the light was a short man named Ellis and he had a general called Sir Niall, SirNial and the short man called Ellis where loved by the people of the land of the light but potato head was always under suspicion because of his strange accent and love of pies. The mackem men army would battled every week, sometimes trying to repel invaders and others venturing to foreign lands know as the bridge, the trafford, the emertes and the toon. At first all was well and we conquer most but never the toon, a fact that always brought pain to the people of the land of the light. The army was led into battle by a catt called Lee, a fiery young warrior who was known to occasionally hurt his own army with friendly fire but the hero of the crowd was a warrior who though bent would always score when he fired his weapon, a mighty weapon that could satisfy any Amy, sorry, army. Then one day, after a last minute repel of the toon from the land of the light, the bent hero decided to desert and take his weapon to a park in villa, not the pop villa but the villa in aston. The people of the land of the light were sad but not down because they had a new warrior to follow, a ass called Gyan who would sing and dance bringing great joy to all. The Gyan and the Beck man of the Well would lead us to victory and all would be well. They didnât, instead it was a little warrior called Sess along with the Rico and Hendo who saved us from disaster, we looked forward to a new army to lead us on. The Rico reverted to a strange rear end task, Hendo deserted for a pool of liver and the Ass called Gyan decided to visit a beach without a shore but the little warrior called Sess remained. New soldiers were recruited, Beck man of the Well joined a bigger army and potato head was ready for a new battle. They all lived happily ever after, did they ****. Sir Nial was sent to the desert, the short man called Ellis moved into the kings throne and all eyes looked to potato head.... tune in next week to see what happened next
Mr Potato Head decided to change his tactics against a team of Wanderers from Bolton, and from then on, the garden of Sunderland once again blossomed. Then after a number of years of glory, Mr Potato head was crowned King Edward of Sunderland, and they all lived happily ever after.
Thanks Syd, that was special. Looking forward to next week. Although wasnt Jackanory on every week day ?
I'll sharpen the axe for the excecution then. Lol Unless........... And lo, there was a mighty bright light and the appearance of a light bulb above the potato headed ogre. For the first time in his life he had an idea. Listen to the fans and dont slag them off for not being happy at the crock of ****e you are serving them, ditch the negative crap football, play Sess to the left wing, drop Elmo and play Vaughan EVERYgame. All of a sudden there was a flash and a wallop and we played well. Then the fairy godfather Ellis realised that potato heed was actually a liability and we should have been playing this way all along. Maybe if we had done, all of his subjects wouldnt have stopped coming to the SOL this season? Ellis chopped off the potato head and we all lived happily ever after with Sir Martin of Neill.
No we will live happier with Sir Marco Orange from the state of Van Basten which is somewhere in the lands of the Nether.
just as a question and here seems as good as any who leads the team now do you think because the two birmingham lads seem to be leaders and catts is young does he actually lead and if potato head was beheaded who he stay leading them into battle
