1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Match Day Thread Brighton Away

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by G4rdToonArmy, Nov 1, 2021.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,627
    Likes Received:
    13,102
    Is that sarcasm? I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.
     
    #21
  2. JokeInEre

    JokeInEre Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2012
    Messages:
    2,221
    Likes Received:
    2,542
    It is sarcasm mate but not towards your post. More so about how we never play 3 in midfield but quite clearly should. I can not believe how badly mismanaged we have been this season. It really is quite baffling. Just look at your 2 CBS for example, have they both played together this calendar year?
     
    #22
    magpie290761 likes this.
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    1-0 to Brighton. We are ****.
     
    #23
    GeordieHalfbreed likes this.
  4. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    6,921
    Likes Received:
    7,546
    Wilson in goal and JoeLinton and ASM as fullbacks? Well we've not tried that one before like so **** it, it's a bit different and could work ! It'll baffle the **** out of the oppo like that's for sure !
     
    #24
  5. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2011
    Messages:
    8,251
    Likes Received:
    5,469
    This is the only correct answer. I'll be letting Jones what I think Sunday if he ****s this up and selects Ritchie or Clark again.
     
    #25
  6. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,627
    Likes Received:
    13,102
    Here's the starting XI, so you can prepare your speech:

    --------------------Wilson---------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --ASM----Hayden--Shelvey----Fraser--
    -Ritchie-Clark-Lascelles-Krafth-Manq
    -------------------Darlow---------------------
     
    #26
  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    22,971
    Likes Received:
    20,550
    Referee: David Coote. (previously reffed the Villa game nit picking and didn't like Callum Wilson much )
    Assistants: Nick Hopton, James Mainwaring.
    Fourth official: Keith Stroud. (Him of the famous non penalty decision)
    VAR: Craig Pawson.
    Assistant VAR: Sian Massey-Ellis.
     
    #27
    Last edited: Nov 3, 2021
  8. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2012
    Messages:
    16,983
    Likes Received:
    3,388
    No where near far back enough.
     
    #28
  9. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,910
    Likes Received:
    60,135

    Wrong he'll have max on the right
     
    #29
  10. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,627
    Likes Received:
    13,102
    Either way, he'll Bruce it up.
     
    #30
    Munson. likes this.

  11. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2016
    Messages:
    2,537
    Likes Received:
    3,093
    Good formation that!

    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
    #31
  12. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    6,921
    Likes Received:
    7,546
    Mate, all of these ****ers may as well be lined up in leazes park and the car park next to St James metro for the 2nd half for all the use they’ll be on the ****ing pitch….or whatever the equivalent open space outside the goal ends at the Amex is called!

    1932DDBE-4BAF-4076-8BBB-A56CD4AC3AA1.jpeg
     
    #32
  13. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2021
    Messages:
    19,085
    Likes Received:
    16,577
    Imagine if he plays the same team again.

    He will aswell.
     
    #33
    Munson. and magpie290761 like this.
  14. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,910
    Likes Received:
    60,135

    He will because of the momentum we had
     
    #34
  15. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,627
    Likes Received:
    13,102
    Probs bring Shelvey in.

    It'll be ****ing woeful. I think Brighton will beat us worse than Chelsea did.
     
    #35
  16. DIY Matters

    DIY Matters Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2016
    Messages:
    2,646
    Likes Received:
    2,370
    Going as well, no idea on locals, certainly gathered in a pub near the station at Lewes previously but can’t remember its name, last promotion season that was, fluked winner by ….???
     
    #36
    G4rdToonArmy likes this.
  17. DIY Matters

    DIY Matters Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2016
    Messages:
    2,646
    Likes Received:
    2,370
    ****, this is age, ball flew up vertically off his accidentally outstretched boot, think he’d tripped over or something
     
    #37
  18. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    6,921
    Likes Received:
    7,546
    Chill lads, apparently we're getting Coutinho on loan in January.
     
    #38
    magpie290761 likes this.
  19. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,627
    Likes Received:
    13,102
    --------------------Wilson---------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------
    -ASM---Hayden--Shelvey---Coutinho
    -Ritchie-Clark-Lascelles-Krafth-Manq
    -------------------Darlow---------------------
     
    #39
    Warmir Pouchov and cronemeister like this.
  20. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2011
    Messages:
    8,251
    Likes Received:
    5,469
    Thank you, I've been working on it all week in the bathroom mirror:

    *taps his wooden fork on his plastic pint cup* "Ahem" GRAEME YOU F******* C*** SUCKING M***** F***** B**** A** C***, F*** YOU & YOUR S***** F****** FORMATION, S*** SELECTION AND NEGATIVE F****** B****** TACTICS YOU BEADYEYED W******** SON OF A W****
     
    #40

Share This Page