Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Sloppy 11ths for you this season mate

 

You went from 1st to 3rd at the business end of the season

embarassing collapse

 

we were top for about a week at the start of jan bru.

But I know this is the narrative that you lot cling to in the season where you came 3rd in a 2 horse race

 

Todays Cricket fixtures guise :

Group 2 :

N Zealand v Scotland
India v Taliban

ooops wrong thread

 

The one stadium in the Prem where that's a distinct possibility ... in fact, plenty enough space to hold an entire Farmers Market during the match

 

That’s clucking not clutching Fos

 

Ah the old Cricket distraction technique eh

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It was a game where we took 3 points off of Lesta

Smash n grab

 

We'll see fella ... what's that like btw?

 

Dunno, you tell me fella

 

So no chickens at a Farmers Market? ... you can take the Ponks out of the city but ... ...

 

Thats why I mentioned the clucking fos

never mind

 

Who you got on Thursday? ... you should know that, at least, Swiss perhaps? .. Young Farmers? Grassstrimmers?

 

Make your mind up ... should be simple ... literally

 

Never mind Fos. It’s clearly gone over your head.

Not surprising seeing as you’re all the way down in 11th

 

Seems to have gone straight through your ears ... the League table does not lie Ponks but it can be misleading at times ... congratulations on being above us... temporarily ... your history of staying there has already been highlighted above ... so I'll not be losing sleep ... although I will have to watch footie on Thursdays whilst you can catch up on yours .. sweet dreams and take it easy Ponky ...

 

neither does the 0-2 score line

 

To be fair to Lewandovski, his scoring rate is bang up there up with the "2 aliens" in the CL:

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Cristiano Ronaldo Goals139 Games 180 GPG 0.77
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Lionel Messi 123 152 0.81
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Robert Lewandowski 81 100 0.81

That's phenomenal, even in a very decent Bayern team. Although he can't fill his boots against the Goons or Spuds lately.

Should get the B'dor imo after missing out on it last season, when he was a shoe-in!!

 

Just heard Ronaldo being described as the repair man