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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Any sign of @Tel

    he was creaming himself when Ronnie signed
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Rumour has it Tels firm underwrote Ronaldo’s foreskin and Tels looking after the assets :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Turned up just before we beat them 5 nil.

    Not seen since
     
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    Sucky, Oct 31, 2021
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  4. brb

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    Last posted a week ago, 2 posts on the general match thread.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Tel before Liverpool game
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    Tel at half time
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    Sucky, Oct 31, 2021
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  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    To be fair, he should have been.
    Ronnie is the only player they have who looks like he gives a ****, Varane has been injured most of the time since signing and Sancho has been a massive flop so far, though he is young.
    They made what looked like 3 awesome signings, and so far only one of them has come good, but it aint enough when the rest of squad is running around like headless chickens, without any guidance or coaching. Twatting a mediocre Spurs doesn't change anything, though luckily, it may keep Ole in a job bit longer, which is good news for the rest of the league
     
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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  8. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    He can't cos he's waiting for me to finish in the chair...but I is a bald muvverfugger so am waiting for it to grow before it gets cut...we might be a while :bandit:
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Remember @Treble getting excited and trying to take the piss after we'd signed Ben White and lost our first 3 games. If it wasn't for them playing Spurs at the weekend we'd be above Utd by now.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Slurps is in there having a crack, back and sack wax coz he ain't got any hair left on his head now.
     
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  11. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    do you reckon that he save up the hair and makes a syrup out of it
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Expect syrup sales to go up now that Conte is joining us
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Nov 1, 2021
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  13. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    At least, Spurs fans won't have to hide at the barber when defeated
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Nov 2, 2021
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    All their heads will be shaved
     
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  15. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Did the fanboy tel not reappear after the Repairman turned up v Atlanta.

    Even Matth left his cave
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Nov 3, 2021
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    The repair man. Heard that earlier. ****ing brilliant description.

    Only a matter of time before the memes appear with ronaldo in a boiler suit carrying a box of tools <laugh>
     
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    Some refer to them as The red devil's but I prefer your description mate
     
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    Gessa, Nov 3, 2021
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 3, 2021
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    sucky , sucky, come out, come out, where ever you are....
     
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    Big Ern, Nov 7, 2021
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Sucky after the 3rd goal went in...

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    <laugh>
     
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    Treble, Nov 7, 2021
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