My wife didn't speak to me for 3 days last week and I haven't got a clue what I did to cause it. Which is a shame because I'd like to do it again next week.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same : "You can have mine."
Just received a strange email . All about ham, pork , salt and preservatives. Deleted it though ,think it might be spam .