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Match Day Thread Chelski Hammering Unfortunately

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 25, 2021.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I think we must have the lowest ever possession %age of all premier league teams in history this season.

    I don’t understand what the game plan is.

    It’s the same players as last season and we are diabolical.
     
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    No it really doesn't in a few years we'll be right up there too half.
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    They're the best team in the world

    We've got a **** team
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I meant overall this season not that game buddy.
     
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    The revolution will not be televised boys.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    I knew Ithe fans would start moaning.. I wasn't expecting them to start after 3 weeks though.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Look at the team they're 70% league 1 standard.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Bruce was better than Jones though.

    I wasn't expecting that, but hold my hand up..
     
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    Perfect result for the game of football.:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Shame 2-0 was the score I was hoping for before the team sheets were out.

    3 points off safety

    I think Jones has done ok 1 point from Palace away and today was always going to be a loss.

    Winnable games ahead the new manager will have a fully fit squad...
     
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    I'll remember that in 5 to 10 years.. Make sure I know you're crying wherever you are
     
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  12. Ben 10

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  13. Leo Billy

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    I hate it when I’m right when it comes to us.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    I hope Norwich win tomorrow

    We'd go bottom but it's the best result long term imo
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    It really isn't,
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    Would you rather be 3 points from safety or 6?
     
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  17. Roland Deschain

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    I don't really give two ****s what the state of the club is - a one eyed badger could see from the outside that it was going to be a clusterfuck on the inside. Why would anyone expect Ashley to do a competent job? Bare bones tosser that he is.

    Anyway the point is the thing that matters the absolute most, the bare minimum, is what happens on the pitch. The longer they leave this ****ing pack of clowns in charge the harder it is going to be to tempt a decent manager. We are going to start scratching names off, I imagine Ten Hag is officially rejecting all approaches as we speak. Means we're getting left with the unemployed and the unemployable.

    I don't buy into Chaos' magnificent vision of the richest team in the Championship. This team should be good enough to be saved, but if Jones keeps acting like a complete **** by picking utter crap like Lascelles, Ritchie, etc., every ****ing week then we're plummeting.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    <confused>
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    This from Wilfried Zaha after Palace beat City:

    "It was about getting in their faces and not letting them play. We know how good they are, we wanted to show them what we could do."

    Bare ****ing minimum, Jones, you ****ing bellend.
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    3 weeks into 10 years and the toys are pot the pram.

    All you've got to do is stay alive, but you'd think the clubs entire future ends if we go down. <doh>



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