I had sex for three hours last, we role played, doctor and patient. I waited in the waiting room for two hours and fifty seven minutes..........
the best western hotel group have banned me from any contact with them after persistently phoning them any shouting "gunfight at the o.k. corral " once they have answered the phone "hello best western"
Went into the garden dressed in a priests outfit and started yelling at the top of my voice "be gone ye demon's of hell,leave this body and taste the lord's water" The police arrived after several complaints whereupon I simply stated " I thought you was allowed to exorcise"
I remember it caused a bit of a stir at the time that one… though the real crime was not the subject matter but telling a joke that old on national television.
